Fake Moustached Ramblings

Cooking

2007-08-23T22:27:00.000Z

Hi, I am back!!!!! sort of. I've actually got a few other sites on teh go. One of them is a cookery one called chef-secrets. This page contians some great chefs recipe links. I've also got a finance blog but that is still ongoing so hopefully I'll be able to tel you more about that soon

New Moustached Electronics Site

2005-01-23T18:52:00.000Z

Like some sort of moustached internet god, I've created yet another site. It's an electronics site selling cameras, MP3 players and things like that. You can find the car audio section at http://electronics.local-lingo.com/category/Car-Audio-and-Video, not that I've got a car, or even a car sterio or any other music device. I used to have a car, but I had to sell it as I was running out of money with which to buy
home audio CD's and and more importantly furry moustaches.

I'll keep you posted how my internet antics go, lets see just how much money I can make.

New Jewelry Shop Thingmy

2005-01-22T18:44:00.000Z

Ahh harrrrrr! I've had a busy day today. I've created an online jewelry shop over at http://jewelrystore/chef-secrets.com. I've used an overture feed and created loads of sections including sparkling kids Jewelry, Man Watches to name but a few. I'm hoping that all the jewelry and watches and necklaces and things that I sell, I'll be able to buy a large box of fake moustaches to give away to small children in the street.

Those small children love diamond encrusted watches, jewelry and mowsers.

Random Stuff

2005-01-14T23:58:00.000Z

Oh yes.... The ladies just love fake taches. And pegs around the nuts....

Humorous Profiles

2004-10-11T14:42:00.000Z

Hi,
Been busy recently, finally got round to coding up the fake moustache users profiles section. Users can now post pictures of themselves wearing fake facial hair along with a humorous prfile. Currently theres only one person on it so i recommend you have a go. Why not post a profile of your mother in law with a fake moustache penciled in using photoshop? I'm sure the whole family'd find it really funny.

Posting a friends profile is easy and sure is a good way to waste some time at work. Go on, you know you want to.

2004-10-11T14:38:00.000Z

Humorous Profiles

2004-10-11T14:32:00.000Z

Fake moustache Profiles!

2004-10-02T20:27:00.000Z

Well, over at Tache Central (Fake Moustache)things have been pretty busy. Today I'ce just finished coding my Tache Peofile script! now my users can post pictures of themselves (or their friends) wearing fake moustaches and the whole world will be able to see!

At the moment its pretty empty over there so posting now will be a good way to get your moustache noticed.

Music Guides

2004-09-13T14:08:00.000Z

Well, I've started to port across my music reviews from the orginal fakemoustache homepage. I've managed to impress myself with my moustache drawing antics, I'm particularly impressed with the mowser that I gave theh kid stevie wonder. Check them out.

Tache Twins

2004-09-08T19:42:00.000Z

Just been to the hostpital to see my brothers first set of kids, they're Twins. I found that they were very eager to try on their first fake mowser. Apparently the mowser was acting as some kind of pacifier as they did not cry at all during the time that they were wearing them.

I predict that fake moustaches will become the latest craze for fashion conscious babies. You heard it here first.

More Pants Discussion.

2004-08-31T10:51:00.000Z

Well, Monica wasn't really impressed with my pant posting efforts on the fake moustached blog. Word on the street is that I should actually have been ashamed. Apparently I've just sparked a fashion for brown pants.

I suggest sticking fake moustaches in the groin area of your new pants as they soak up sweat/water/juices superbly. Thus keeping your pants fresh for days. Right I'm off to try the idea out.

My Pants

2004-08-26T21:13:00.000Z

I've decided its time to tell everybody my pants story, if you're interested then I'll post in in my fakemoustache blog tomorrow (as I'll need to take the photos tonight). Ladies, its time to get excited.

Scottish Grumbles.

2004-08-24T14:14:00.000Z

Well I'm back in rainy Scotland. I'd like to say "its great to be back", I'd also like to say "I can't believe I'm a millionairre" and "That's not a hamster, its a hairy pig on wheels". Unfortunatly I can't say any of those things.

At the airport yesterdat I had a great idea, it's be funny if a large group of people all tried to check in wearing fake moustaches. I also pondered the idea of using a fake moustached picture in my new passport but I feel the inherent comedy value would be lost on the immegration people.

Bugger, back to work.

Moustaches, Lima and a Frog called Bill

2004-08-21T14:28:00.000Z

Today I thought I´d talk about my brother who has decided to leave the civilised world and move to Lima in Peru. He was travelling thought south America with nothing more than a handelbar moustache and a picture of a small frog called Eric. OK, I made the frog thing up. Its name was Bill.

OK yes, he was supposed to return to Scotland for a job interview but decided that he´d rather live in Lima. Word on the street is that he´s going to be teaching the locals how to speak English, I´m going to try and persuade him to include a Fake Moustache Module in the course.

Just thought of a great name for a blog "Bills Frog Blog". May try and find a frog called Bill to see if he would be posting on it.

The Telebanco System

2004-08-19T15:35:00.000Z

Decided to get some cash out yesterday. In Spain, I´m a big fan of the telebanko System. Its a good system. You have your caja espanya and similar, but the satifaction of using a telebanco system comes close to that of wearing a fake moustache. I guess its a bit similar to the ¨Link¨ system in the UK, but your telebanco system is a lot better since it allows you to withdraw money in multiple languages.

Monica gets annoyed as whenever I walk by a Telebanco system, I have to point it out and tell her how good I think it is. So aye, when in spain wear a fake moustache and use telebanco systems. It makes small children happy.

If you want more information about the telebanco system then Ive found this Telebanco Link most useful.

Telebanco - Making the world a better place.

Hadock Pub

2004-08-18T14:10:00.000Z
So, last night I was soaking up some beer in a Spanish bar with the highly amusing name of "Hadock". "Hadock" turned out to be a great bar, after going there just once I realised that I was hooked.

Good news in that the lad Pix has started posting on the fakemoustache blog so hopefully things´ll take off over there at fake moustache central.

Aitor Attack

2004-08-16T14:42:00.000Z
Went to the the mountains today, with the infamous baby aitor, AITOR. The kid was loking good, especially after I attached his very first fake moustache. IT was a top day for sunbathing and jumping into the lake thingy that was there.

I´ve just spent the last hour looking for some entertaining blogs but didn´t find much. alson noticed that the guestbook on my homepage fakemoustache site isn´t working and I´m stranded in Spain so won´t be able to fix it. Nightmare scenario.

At The Spanish Pool

2004-08-14T19:12:00.000Z
Well, today I thought that I should head on down to the pool and surround myself with beautiful semi naked Spanish ladies. Obviously I had to explain to Monica that this was for inspirational purposes for the fake tache website, explaining why I was naked and aroused prooved to be somewhat more difficult. Damn those semi naked Spanish ladies.

2004-08-13T13:28:00.000Z
I´m posting this from my underwater base in Spain, I´m on holidays. Decided that I should check out the fake moustaches that all the seniorittas are wearing over here.

looking at the blog section that I set up, Fake Moustache Blog, but pix hasn´t posted anything on it yet. On the plus side the kid Norm has started posting some random comments in the guestbook.

Ready for Fake 'Tache Action

2004-08-12T04:30:00.000Z
Writing this, I'm ashamed to say that I'm not wearing my fakemoustache as I'm at work and they have a no moustache policy. I've been working on my web site www.fakemoustache.com and thought I should start a blog detailing my moustached antics and ideas. I think the site has great potential, got a few good ideas already but at the moment but I'm not going to share them.

Anyway, I'm off on Holiday tommorrow so so thing's will go on hold for a moment. Off to sunny Spain, hopefully it'll be nicer than Scotland as its rained here for the last 3 days. I find the rain a problem as it can cause fake moustache slippage, potentially very embarassing.