Scottish Grumbles.

Well I'm back in rainy Scotland. I'd like to say "its great to be back", I'd also like to say "I can't believe I'm a millionairre" and "That's not a hamster, its a hairy pig on wheels". Unfortunatly I can't say any of those things.

At the airport yesterdat I had a great idea, it's be funny if a large group of people all tried to check in wearing fake moustaches. I also pondered the idea of using a fake moustached picture in my new passport but I feel the inherent comedy value would be lost on the immegration people.

Bugger, back to work.