More Pants Discussion.

Well, Monica wasn't really impressed with my pant posting efforts on the fake moustached blog. Word on the street is that I should actually have been ashamed. Apparently I've just sparked a fashion for brown pants.

I suggest sticking fake moustaches in the groin area of your new pants as they soak up sweat/water/juices superbly. Thus keeping your pants fresh for days. Right I'm off to try the idea out.

My Pants

I've decided its time to tell everybody my pants story, if you're interested then I'll post in in my fakemoustache blog tomorrow (as I'll need to take the photos tonight). Ladies, its time to get excited.

Scottish Grumbles.

Well I'm back in rainy Scotland. I'd like to say "its great to be back", I'd also like to say "I can't believe I'm a millionairre" and "That's not a hamster, its a hairy pig on wheels". Unfortunatly I can't say any of those things.

At the airport yesterdat I had a great idea, it's be funny if a large group of people all tried to check in wearing fake moustaches. I also pondered the idea of using a fake moustached picture in my new passport but I feel the inherent comedy value would be lost on the immegration people.

Bugger, back to work.

Moustaches, Lima and a Frog called Bill

Today I thought I´d talk about my brother who has decided to leave the civilised world and move to Lima in Peru. He was travelling thought south America with nothing more than a handelbar moustache and a picture of a small frog called Eric. OK, I made the frog thing up. Its name was Bill.

OK yes, he was supposed to return to Scotland for a job interview but decided that he´d rather live in Lima. Word on the street is that he´s going to be teaching the locals how to speak English, I´m going to try and persuade him to include a Fake Moustache Module in the course.

Just thought of a great name for a blog "Bills Frog Blog". May try and find a frog called Bill to see if he would be posting on it.

The Telebanco System

Decided to get some cash out yesterday. In Spain, I´m a big fan of the telebanko System. Its a good system. You have your caja espanya and similar, but the satifaction of using a telebanco system comes close to that of wearing a fake moustache. I guess its a bit similar to the ¨Link¨ system in the UK, but your telebanco system is a lot better since it allows you to withdraw money in multiple languages.

Monica gets annoyed as whenever I walk by a Telebanco system, I have to point it out and tell her how good I think it is. So aye, when in spain wear a fake moustache and use telebanco systems. It makes small children happy.

If you want more information about the telebanco system then Ive found this Telebanco Link most useful.

Telebanco - Making the world a better place.

Hadock Pub

So, last night I was soaking up some beer in a Spanish bar with the highly amusing name of "Hadock". "Hadock" turned out to be a great bar, after going there just once I realised that I was hooked.

Good news in that the lad Pix has started posting on the fakemoustache blog so hopefully things´ll take off over there at fake moustache central.

Aitor Attack

Went to the the mountains today, with the infamous baby aitor, AITOR. The kid was loking good, especially after I attached his very first fake moustache. IT was a top day for sunbathing and jumping into the lake thingy that was there.

I´ve just spent the last hour looking for some entertaining blogs but didn´t find much. alson noticed that the guestbook on my homepage fakemoustache site isn´t working and I´m stranded in Spain so won´t be able to fix it. Nightmare scenario.

At The Spanish Pool

Well, today I thought that I should head on down to the pool and surround myself with beautiful semi naked Spanish ladies. Obviously I had to explain to Monica that this was for inspirational purposes for the fake tache website, explaining why I was naked and aroused prooved to be somewhat more difficult. Damn those semi naked Spanish ladies.

I´m posting this from my underwater base in Spain, I´m on holidays. Decided that I should check out the fake moustaches that all the seniorittas are wearing over here.

looking at the blog section that I set up, Fake Moustache Blog, but pix hasn´t posted anything on it yet. On the plus side the kid Norm has started posting some random comments in the guestbook.

Ready for Fake 'Tache Action

Writing this, I'm ashamed to say that I'm not wearing my fakemoustache as I'm at work and they have a no moustache policy. I've been working on my web site www.fakemoustache.com and thought I should start a blog detailing my moustached antics and ideas. I think the site has great potential, got a few good ideas already but at the moment but I'm not going to share them.

Anyway, I'm off on Holiday tommorrow so so thing's will go on hold for a moment. Off to sunny Spain, hopefully it'll be nicer than Scotland as its rained here for the last 3 days. I find the rain a problem as it can cause fake moustache slippage, potentially very embarassing.